Students say...

In honor of all my students who are busy studying for Final Exams (bum bum buuuuummmm), I will share some of the funny things they say that make me laugh. Cause my students are awesome and I love 'em. I want to put them all in my pocket. I can't believe my first semester teaching university kids is almost over!

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"True or false: Mel Gibson starred in Star Wars."

"Zara, starred? Like... twinkle twinkle?"

Bahahaha

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"My mother is ... in home ... no job?" 
"A homemaker?"
"No, she doesn't build houses." 

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"What does your mom look like?"
"Short, black hair, small face. Like baby chicken."

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"What does Denise need to go on vacation?"
"Passport."
"Tickets."
"Boyfriend."

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(students were quizzing each other with "what's she like" vs. "what's she look like" questions)

"What's your teacher like?"
*panicked face as the recipient looks over and sees me listening*

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Zara, you talk so fast! Like Eminem. 

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(one of my favorite girls to a very sweet boy volunteer in the English cafe)
You are a strange creature. 

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(same volunteer, who talks a LOT)
I can talk anytime. No topic.
(everyone else)
We KNOW! 

(seriously, a kid after my own heart!)

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One day, two of my engineers had the same hoodie and jacket on. That's a pretty common thing for couples or friends to do, so I asked if they did it on purpose and they looked at each other in horror and one of them shrugged his jacket off faster than I could say "LOL" ...they're just presh!

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(Because they have to work in pairs for conversations...)
Zara, you are my partner. I want you. I need you. [oh baby, oh baby?]

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Another time, I asked two groups of 3 to make pairs instead and OH MY GOODNESS I got a death stare from one of the girls. It was as if I asked her to work with an ex-boyfriend after a bad break up. I'm talking DEATH STARE. Woops...