Students say...

Zara do you have a boyfriend? 
No. 
Why not?

Zara do you have a boyfriend?  
No. 
I'm sorry. 

(Aaaand my personal favorite)
Zara do you have a boyfriend?
No. 
How? You're pretty. 

If I had 100 won (roughly a dime) for every time I'm asked if I have a boyfriend, I'd have a lot of won. If I had another 100 for the shock or concern that follows my negative response, I'd be able to buy a lot more coffee.  I should start charging my students for asking.

Bless their couples-culturally-influenced hearts.